Porn on Porn

Look at this! What on earth do we have here? Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson posing together at a Los Angeles fashion show a couple of days ago. I’m not quite sure if you’re aware of just how important an event like this one is. Allow me to give you a hand.

Jenna Jameson is, right?, the ultimate Queen of Porn. Her name will be forever and ever attached to her ‘job’ and, while we’re at that, we might easily admit that her contribution to the industry is not at all to be discarded. After all, Jenna is the woman who brought porn into mainstream culture and who raised its status from a rather underground industry to the multi-million business that it is now. Now, that takes guts to do! And very low gag reflexes.

Even if she now resembles a blonde Victoria Beckham, Jenna Jameson will remain for many as beautiful as when she first kissed a girl in front of a camera. From this point of view, the next question makes a lot of sense: why would she hang out with the likes of Paris Hilton? I mean, I know she’s a porn star, therefore has reputation has nothing to lose but still… if there’s anything other women learned the hard way is that Paris means social death. And rehab. And pussy flashing. Yeah, I’m not quite opposed to that last part, either!

So, we also have Paris Hilton in these pics. The only difference between her and Jenna is that, while the latter has sex for money and fame (it’s a job, as I’ve said before), Paris does it for attention. Because she’s rich and had a golden pony when she grew up, she doesn’t need money from others. What she needs, instead, is media coverage and she’ll do anything to get it. See? It’s working right now, as I’m writing this. Like she said on one of the many tapes that got leaked on that illicit site (which was unfortunately too soon pulled down): ‘Look, I get f**ked in the butt for coke!’ with a small correction: ‘Look, you get f**ked in the butt for a couple of hundred words!’.

These being said, I bet Paris whispered into Jenna’s ear: ‘You’re, like, so hot. Please cast me in one of your movies! That would be sooooo hot! You know I would do my best to make you proud’. Yes, Jenna is the total hotness. Paris is… well, not.

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Fat Jared Leto in Undies. Zexy

Usually, the mere thought of Jared Leto posing for a magazine wearing nothing but underwear would make any woman go ‘Wowza!’, not necessarily because he is such a hottie in real life, but because he is a total hottie when shirtless. However, Jared is not the man to be satisfied with just your average shirtless photo shoot (like Brad Pitt or Matt Damon, for instance): he also has to show the ladies his more fleshy parts. By ‘fleshy’ I obviously mean his chunkiness.

Believe it or not, this is Jared Leto, the way he used to look when he was shooting for the movie ‘Chapter 27′, in which he played John Lennon’s murderer, Mark David Chapman. The pics will appear in ‘Purple Magazine’, as taken by Terry Richardson and they are meant to show us, the public, what the actor had to go through while working on said movie.

Truth is, his endeavor is admirable, even if the project itself was utterly panned by critics at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this year. In fact, it was so poorly received, that many wondered if Jared was not becoming just a shooting star in what concerns his acting (he is also a singer and frontman for the rock band 30 Seconds to Mars). Be that as it may, I say he proved his worth when he actually went on a ‘burger diet’ and gained lots of weight to get into character for the film.

The last photo was taken six months after shooting ended and when, the magazine says, Jared was back to his ’sexy old self’. My, my, if I may say so: he does look like Christian Bale in the ‘Machinist’. He could be sexy, for someone like one of the Olsen twins or Nicole Richie – it’s all a matter of perspective. In fact, not even this shocking photo shoot can help Jared or ‘Chapter 27′ now, since both are doomed.

I’ll explain: Leto’s career has started to go downhill since he began to display that which we would call an ‘infatuation with his own person’. The man’s ego is so huge that it almost creates the impression that no one else can live beside him, not so much earn a living in the industry. Plus, being rude to the press and the fans is not helping your ‘art’, man! And ‘Chapter 27′ got some very negative reviews for that (Leto’s rude behavior), being labeled a poor movie. I doubt anyone will be willing to leave prejudices aside and go see it (anyone, other than me, that is).

These being said, we should give kudos to the man who had the guts to ruin his once ripped physique by getting fat, then putting on his underwear and go and pose for a famous magazine. Enjoy Jared in all his chubbiness! Once more, with feeling: zexy!

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Enjoying Sex as a Big Woman

Elaine is a "fat" female actor, who complains that she is never asked to act out sex scenes. Even though her work is highly respected, and she is often given lead roles, she claims that the audience has been taught that sex with a fat woman is not aesthetic and therefore she is prevented from getting expressly sexual on screen.

At best, Elaine is allowed to appear in bed in an "after-sex" scene, but the covers have to be well pulled up, so that very little flesh is exposed. She is a very alluring woman, but her magic has been decommissioned.

"Fat" is a judgment that varies over time and place. The hotties of 17th century Europe are flabby whales by current European standards. The babes of tribal Africa are known as "big mamas" these days.

One thing is safe to safe: a woman with a size 16 ass is still more likely to enjoy sex if is allowed to feel sexy, and that is usually a projection of her environment and her partner's ideas about the size of sexy.

A big part of having a positive body image when your body appears to come from a separate sub-species to the homosapien runway-model, is internalizing the knowledge that every woman has the right and the capacity for sexual pleasure. That means letting yourself be seen and touched in all your majesty, with all your unique curves.

It also means enjoying your flesh and not resenting it. Knowing that your body can give and receive pleasure, like anyone else, minus a few sharp edges.

And if being lifted or swung from the chandeliers are fantasies you will never be able to realize, know that every individual body has its own hitches. You can more than make up for the downs of gravity by signing up for yoga and improving your suppleness. By the way, that goes for everyone, thin or thick, female or male. There are more than a few karma sutra positions that you may never be perfecting, not of your own making but of your partner's.

Since there are no quick solutions to learning to live in peace with yourself and your body, the way to proceed to a better sex life is by taking some time on your own to find discover the pleasures that your big body can give you. Sexiness and passion may have something to do with sight, but they also have a lot to do with smell, texture, sound and putting it all together for the big show-down.

Think about a philharmonic orchestra. A person waving a wand with his or her back to you may not inspire any particular charm, but once to experience the whole act, the music in motion, not only will you appreciate the joy that they are able to create, but you should learn to feel that excitement the second they come on stage.

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Kim Drops Sex Tape Suit, Becomes Filthy Rich

I know you haven’t forgotten about Kim Kardashian because that would be practically impossible, wouldn’t it? Well, just in case you have, let me refresh your memory a bit: she is the daughter of the late attorney who defended O.J. Simpson, a close friend of Paris Hilton (or maybe a past tense would be more appropriate here since the two of them haven’t been seen together since word got out that Kim was competing against Paris for the title Queen of Celebrities with Porn Homemade Tapes) and, as you must have already figured it out, a star with a sex tape of her own.

Back in February, there was this entire madness over the ‘Kim Kardashian Superstar’ porn video the socialite had taped years ago, when she was still dating singer Brandy’s lil’ brother, Ray J and which was purchased by Vivid Videos. At that time, Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of the company, said that Vivid bought the tape from a third party for the sum of $1 million, claiming that, therefore, they had all the right in the world to distribute it, even if Kim were to oppose such an action.

In her turn, the woman who had become such a huge star overnight threatened to sue Hirsch and Vivid for violation of privacy, saying that she would stop the sex tape from going public if that cost her life. Until now, not much of this suit was heard, aside from the many statements coming from Hirsch, who continued to say that he would love if both parties came to an understanding and if Kim were to become the next Vivid girl. We can all imagine why…

Yesterday, news broke out that Kim dropped all legal action against Vivid Videos, by settling the whole ‘ordeal’ outside court. The amount she got for her tacit acceptance, as if circulated in the media, rises to $5 million. In case you missed that, it’s five million dollars! I guess all the efforts eventually paid off, didn’t they?

‘Kim Kardashian Superstar’ is not only available in all the stores (’specialized’ ones, if you catch my drift) but it has also proved to be one of the best sellers. Ha! Take that Paris Hilton and ‘One Night in Paris’! So, it is understandable why Hirsch would want to settle the whole thing outside court, even if that meant he were to pay five times the money he paid when he bought the tape. But he’s not sad: ‘We are pleased that Kim has dropped her legal action against us. We met with her several times and finally reached a financial arrangement that we both feel is fair. We’ve always known we had the legal right to distribute this video, which became an instant bestseller and we’ve always wanted to work something out with Kim so she could share in the profit. ‘, Hirsch said in a statement.

However, word has it that Vivid has also agreed on ceasing all distribution of the tape at the end of May (that is, in 31 days!) so, if you really want to see Kim and Ray J in action, time is running out! However, Kim is still not happy about it: ‘I’m just so relieved that this chapter of my life is over now. I have so much going on in my life. I never wanted anyone to think of me as Kim Kardashian, sex tape star…I still have to live with the embarrassment and fear that one day my grandkids are going to see it.’, she said in an interview with ‘Us Weekly’.

Meanwhile, the other ‘protagonist’ on the famous tape, Ray J (who is currently dating none other than diva Whitney Houston) chose to celebrate the launch of the tape in Vegas, hosting a Kim-lookalike contest. The girl who won was promised a starring role on the next sex tape. And that’s not a lie! Hey, at least someone (other than us) is happy about the sex tape being out and the lawsuit out the window. Hurray for that!